Thursday, November 15, 2012

Saved From the Tsunami

I almost missed the chance to watch Misha get his tattoo because my face was too busy being a tsunami of mucus. I figured the tattoo parlor would want to maintain a clean n' healthy vibe, sorta like a doctor's office. I mean, those are the main places that use fake skeletons as decor, right? Tattoo parlors and doctor's offices? So I called Misha and told him I couldn't come because his tattoo guy would kick me out for being a leak-nosed hooligan.

And that's when Misha told me something amazing: His allergy medicine works even if the thing you are allergic to is the cold virus. Awesome!

Man, I wish I'd known that earlier. I would've made way fewer snot lattes.

Anyway, even though I felt perfectly healthy after taking the allergy medicine, I was still careful not to touch anything in the shop. It was really hard when I found this giant fake tree covered in bones.

And then they had an entire superhero themed room and I wanted to just... like... rub against everything forever. But I maintained my self control and somebody should give me a cape just for that. I promise I won't blow my nose on the cape after this allergy medicine wears off.

Or maybe Misha should get the cape. After all, his hand glows under blacklight now. That totally counts as a superpower.


  1. There should be a setting you can change to make the pictures more evenly sized compared to the width of the blog.

    1. Yeah, I don't know how to change the size of the pictures. I'll have to explore more and find out if it's possible. (If you happen to know, I'll give you a... um... frog? And gratitude. Definitely gratitude.)

  2. Fun times, I'm sorry you're sick right now :(

    1. Eh, my only symptom was the runny nose. I really felt fine the whole time, and the "the whole time" was only about a day.

      And it was fun! I sorta knew the guy who did Misha's tattoo from work. He name is toast and he has a tattoo of some toast on his arm.